Doctor of Common Sense vs. DWS with Lack of Sense

Sharp satire is the best weapon against overblown authorities.

Insults for Special Occasions, Katzstradamus's Revelations.

Days got shorter and weather got colder; we must be getting closer to the elections.

Writing humor is an easy task for me...

just looking at Debbie Wasserman Schultz helps me enormously.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz cannot generate anything

except an impression.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz is trying

to feed society with promises,

but society is dying from hunger.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz is a sweet person;

she attracts bees and they bring her honey - money.

I am a boiling pot;

I attract no bees.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz, your tongue is your worst enemy. 

My tongue is also your worst enemy.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz has a very stable political platform;

it has no wheels so it doesn't move.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz has a Hollywood smile:

a lot of teeth and too little heart.

Diapers keep Debbie Wasserman Schultz's thoughts dry.

Dear Debbie Wasserman Schultz,

Don't swim past the buoys while

bathing in the sea of fame.

Fake authority is like a balloon.

The bigger it gets, the more chances it will blow up.

Blown-up authorities are most afraid 

of the sharp pen of a writer.

I need to iron your curmpled program with my satire.

The two main illnesses

of politicians

are an unrestrained speech

before elections,

and a loss of memory after.

Obama carries the flag of socialism and 

Debbie Wasserman Schultz walks behind him

beating the drum to attract attention.

Obama's positions are described in "Obamasutra" but 

Debbie Wasserman Schultz's positions cannot be described even in "Kamasutra"

Debbie Wasserman Schultz is farsighted;

she cannot see what is right in front of her;

maybe she needs help of the satirist-optometrist.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz likes to take pictures with people's misery as a background.

Out of all rights, the right to be wrong is

most used by Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz first energizes her voters

and then she tries to electrocute them.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz does not follow people's orders;

she is in charge of the situation.

When Debbie Wasserman Schultz is elected,

everyone will cry of happiness.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz is just a Pawn in political chess

who never will be a Queen.

And later she will be thrown out together with the King.

Voter, If you want to be smart, 

and see things clearly,

take off your rose-colored glasses.