tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78170443499885874042024-03-05T08:55:51.799-08:00Katzscan of Debbie Wasserman SchultzObamaSutrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12901386777620038260noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7817044349988587404.post-55392579000571721942011-10-28T09:22:00.000-07:002011-10-28T09:25:09.713-07:00Doctor of Common Sense vs. DWS with Lack of Sense<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Sharp satire is the best weapon against overblown authorities.</span></b></i></div></div>ObamaSutrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12901386777620038260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7817044349988587404.post-68900074383031368962011-10-27T09:35:00.000-07:002011-10-27T09:51:32.168-07:00Insults for Special Occasions, Katzstradamus's Revelations.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhtPf8HSF1QBULrSxex4L9Df50Jg8GnwU5G8fZe2JhcNXxfUIEyC0jFDr1d1vvo85u9HipmMB3DZ6whUpIfDW8sbGtT2kIAJuxH-X2jvQp4vDyP_RUVe4RFH5JFZBrcaHmU9PRNiwwknIH/s1600/DWSstilts.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhtPf8HSF1QBULrSxex4L9Df50Jg8GnwU5G8fZe2JhcNXxfUIEyC0jFDr1d1vvo85u9HipmMB3DZ6whUpIfDW8sbGtT2kIAJuxH-X2jvQp4vDyP_RUVe4RFH5JFZBrcaHmU9PRNiwwknIH/s320/DWSstilts.jpg" width="193" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Days got shorter and weather got colder; we must be getting closer to the elections.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Writing humor is an easy task for me...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">just looking at Debbie Wasserman Schultz helps me enormously.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz cannot generate anything</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">except an impression.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz is trying</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">to feed society with promises,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">but society is dying from hunger.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz is a sweet person;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">she attracts bees and they bring her honey - money.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I am a boiling pot;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I attract no bees.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz, your tongue is your worst enemy. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">My tongue is also your worst enemy.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz has a very stable political platform;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">it has no wheels so it doesn't move.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz has a Hollywood smile:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">a lot of teeth and too little heart.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Diapers keep Debbie Wasserman Schultz's thoughts dry.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dear Debbie Wasserman Schultz,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Don't swim past the buoys while</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">bathing in the sea of fame.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Fake authority is like a balloon.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">The bigger it gets, the more chances it will blow up.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Blown-up authorities are most afraid </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">of the sharp pen of a writer.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I need to iron your curmpled program with my satire.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">The two main illnesses</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">of politicians</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">are an unrestrained speech</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">before elections,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">and a loss of memory after.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Obama carries the flag of socialism and </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz walks behind him</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">beating the drum to attract attention.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Obama's positions are described in "Obamasutra" but </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz's positions cannot be described even in "Kamasutra"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz is farsighted;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">she cannot see what is right in front of her;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">maybe she needs help of the satirist-optometrist.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz likes to take pictures with people's misery as a background.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Out of all rights, the right to be wrong is</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">most used by Debbie Wasserman Schultz.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz first energizes her voters</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">and then she tries to electrocute them.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz does not follow people's orders;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">she is in charge of the situation.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">When Debbie Wasserman Schultz is elected,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">everyone will cry of happiness.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Debbie Wasserman Schultz is just a Pawn in political chess</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">who never will be a Queen.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">And later she will be thrown out together with the King.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Voter, If you want to be smart, </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">and see things clearly,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">take off your rose-colored glasses.</div><br />
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